I Can't Quit You
January 22, 2008
Get Ready, Bitch! Fix Your Hair! Check Your Lipstick! (Textism: The Turkey Day Edition)
November 21, 2007
Because Some People Like To Make Their Jizz In Florida
July 03, 2007
Suddenly Drinking Wine (and Other Recent Text Messages)
May 09, 2007
Very Busy Walking: Text Messages (Winter/Spring 2007 Edition)
April 03, 2007
Roo Drunk (Or: I Bet It's Gonna Be a Doozy!)
January 11, 2007
Holiday Update #2: Sarah Brown: Holiday Madam
December 24, 2006
What girls really text one another about
December 01, 2006
P.S. You look hot.
September 13, 2006
How deep is the shallow end?
July 17, 2006
I heard he tricked her.
February 06, 2006
Pressing Buttons Talking Dirty
June 16, 2005
And It Will Be Called 'High School Pussy'
February 23, 2004
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