It's My World and Welcome To It

Thrills, bills, and pills, mostly.

  While You Were Out (A Note to my Imaginary Assistant)
May 14, 2008

  With Your Teeth In Your Mouth
April 23, 2008

  I Know My First Name is D.A.R.Y.L
March 31, 2008

  Looking Pretty Smart in Your Chicken Skin Suit
March 24, 2008

  Chicken Pot Pie
March 05, 2008

  Friend of Dionne
March 04, 2008

  Married to the Mime
February 19, 2008

  Today in the Women's Bathroom
February 12, 2008

  My Report on Rats
February 07, 2008

  Blaise Almighty
February 04, 2008

  Everything is Fair When You're Living in the City
January 29, 2008

  Flying Blind On A Rocket Cycle Day
January 23, 2008

  Somehow a Vital Connection is Made
January 19, 2008

  The Doctor is In
December 21, 2007

  For Dear Life We Hold On
December 20, 2007

  Tore Up From The Floor Up
December 18, 2007

  A Very Bazima Holiday
December 14, 2007

  Ageless and Ever
December 12, 2007

  Weekend Update
November 28, 2007

  The Tires are Always a Problem
November 19, 2007

  Love
November 12, 2007

  The Hypothetical Game
November 08, 2007

  I Know It Looks Like I'm On Writer's Strike! But I'm Not!
November 05, 2007

  Rusty James, Johnny Favourite, Best Ever
October 17, 2007

  Facebook Is Not A Plan*
September 27, 2007

  Bazimaism #13
September 20, 2007

  Bazimaism #12
September 19, 2007

  Are You Ready For Me... Ralph?
September 17, 2007

  I'm Working on my Five-Year Plan. I Just Have to Choose a Font.
September 14, 2007

  Polabeard
September 12, 2007

  I'm Sorry, I Can't Come to the Phone Right Now Because I'm in Heaven
August 27, 2007

  Harlequin is Magic
August 21, 2007

  Away
August 08, 2007

  Cosmo is My Co-Pilot
August 07, 2007

  Ye Olde Labia
July 19, 2007

  The Making of The BS Show, Pt. 1
July 17, 2007

  TADA! (Or Just Wear Mittens): Coping Mechanisms for Drunk Texting
July 10, 2007

  It Must Be Summertimes
July 06, 2007

  I Love You For Sentimental and Also Selfish Reasons
June 26, 2007

  The Elephant In The Room Is Also My Imaginary Boyfriend
June 21, 2007

  Roots, Rock, Reggae
June 13, 2007

  Sit on my Facebook
June 11, 2007

  Keep Hope Alive
May 30, 2007

  Things That Go in Your Mouth, Things That Come Out
May 18, 2007

  Comes Around
May 17, 2007

  The Hero Inside Me
May 17, 2007

  Because It's Important to Learn New Things Every Day
May 15, 2007

  Related: Abortion Clinics, Cheap Psychotherapy and Broadway Musicals
May 10, 2007

  If You Ever Need Tips and Talking Points for Dinner Conversation These Are Free
May 02, 2007

  Sitting On Spring's Lap
May 01, 2007

  What I Will Say When Anyone Asks, "What Do You Do?"
April 30, 2007

  Bazima Media's Follow-up on Outdoor Recreation
April 26, 2007

  Moment in the Sun
April 23, 2007

  Crazy on You
April 19, 2007

  Harpo consulting
April 15, 2007

  With Your Feet On the Air and Your Head In the Ground
April 12, 2007

  And Everyone Always Thinks I'm Named After the Catholic Saint
April 10, 2007

  Clown Car Bag™
April 09, 2007

  And When the Music Starts We Open Up Our Hearts
April 04, 2007

  Special Victims Unit
March 26, 2007

  The Dead Zone
March 22, 2007

  Not Smoking and Only Mentioning Oprah Once (Parenthetically).
March 16, 2007

  Wicked Pissa Matzoh
March 14, 2007

  Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
March 13, 2007

  A Night in Heaven
February 13, 2007

  Loving you isn't the right thing to do.
February 12, 2007

  The Cock Diet
January 15, 2007

  Holiday Update #3: My Seven-Year-Old Nephew's Review of His Favorite Holiday
December 27, 2006

  Holiday Update #2: Sarah Brown: Holiday Madam
December 24, 2006

  Holiday Update #1: Why Aren't Kids Allowed to See Pirate Movies?
December 21, 2006

  Speaking of business
December 05, 2006

  What girls really text one another about
December 01, 2006

  One day we all might need the aid of a walker and with any luck mine will have lightning bolts and racing stripes painted on it.
November 22, 2006

  Johnetta Mary Karr Kay Letourneau
November 14, 2006

  Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
November 06, 2006

  I should send Nikola a gift basket for this shot
November 01, 2006

  Making Friends
October 26, 2006

  If the diaphragm doesn't fit you must acquit!
October 22, 2006

  What Would Susan Miller Do?
October 19, 2006

  Oversight
October 12, 2006

  Shakespeare
October 06, 2006

  18 and Life
September 20, 2006

  Anniversary of my birth, 12:28AM
September 15, 2006

  Who knew this would be my claim to fame?
September 14, 2006

  Amy Ashley crack smoker breast feeder
September 08, 2006

  September Song
September 05, 2006

  On Performing
August 28, 2006

  From an email exchange (with apologies to Jon-Benet)
August 23, 2006

  In Other News
July 20, 2006

  In Other News
July 20, 2006

  Neighbors
July 15, 2006

  Twisting my knobs
May 16, 2006

  Head Trauma
May 08, 2006

  As They Say
April 25, 2006

  And don't forget Jan-Michael Vincent
April 10, 2006

  Bunnies aren't cute like everybody supposes.
March 01, 2006

  I am an artist, you fool!
February 08, 2006

  Whenever you get weary and you've had enough...
February 01, 2006

  Bazima 911
January 28, 2006

  You got lucky.
January 26, 2006

  Don't call it a comeback.
January 09, 2006

  Only People Who Are Really Dumb Live In My Neighborhood And I Am So Totally One Of Them
November 17, 2005

  Just Because We're a Celebrity Couple Doesn't Mean That When We Get Stoned Like We Just Did Ten Minutes Ago, We're Not Just Like You!
November 14, 2005

  This is not a love song.
October 23, 2005

  Here's the kind of fan mail I get sometimes
October 20, 2005

  You've come a long way, baby.
October 18, 2005

  Ten Ten 2005
October 10, 2005

  I'm under your spell
September 07, 2005

  Nobody touch Erich's toilet paper!
June 15, 2005

  Gay Vacation
June 06, 2005

  Happiness is a warm gun.
May 16, 2005

  Bazima goes to the dentist.
January 14, 2005

  Diary of a Pill-Popping Pill-Popper
January 11, 2005

  Geriatrixxx
September 30, 2004

  Bazima for hire.
September 27, 2004

  Chapter One: You Didn't Really Get Too Far
September 24, 2004

  Modern Romance
August 25, 2004

  How about never?
August 16, 2004

  Not all of this is true.
August 03, 2004

  Category: Debauchery
July 27, 2004

  This is about what I'm doing on my summer vacation and it's called "Panties"
July 12, 2004

  hot. cute.
July 01, 2004

  I Ain't A Slut but Sometimes I Sorta Play One on that Freakin' Internets
June 30, 2004

  Where's Jeff Gillooly When I Really Need Him?
June 24, 2004

  Totally my idea.
June 24, 2004

  Vintage Bazima
June 03, 2004

  But Who's Counting?
June 01, 2004

  Girls On Girls
May 27, 2004

  I'm writing a letter to daddy.
May 17, 2004

  I can see your undies
May 12, 2004

  I'm Not Paying You For This Am I?
March 21, 2004

  Temporarily Physically Challenged
March 14, 2004

  I don't think that's the way you want to go.
February 05, 2004

  Luck Be A lady
December 14, 2003

  Age Oddity
September 23, 2003

  Family Circus
September 16, 2003

  Justin, I'm not stalking you.
June 24, 2003

  51 Hour Kiss
June 23, 2003

  Permanent Vacation For Temporary
May 23, 2003

  You're Only Misleading The Sunshine I'm Needing
April 01, 2003

  Pleasure Doing Business
March 18, 2003

  The Universal Language
February 23, 2003

  Ain't It A Bitch
February 04, 2003

  Hitting Home
January 26, 2003

  And then there were none.
December 18, 2002

  New York Undercover
November 12, 2002

  Nostalgia
October 02, 2002

  Keeping your head above water, making a wave when you can
August 21, 2002

  Cycling for retards
August 19, 2002

  Smells like teen spirit
May 15, 2002

  The Poo Game (Or Conversation Piece for a Date)
January 30, 2002

  I've Created A Momster
January 07, 2002


© 2001-2008 Blaise K except where noted. Most names have been changed to protect the guilty.