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Hi-Lo Lights
The alleged best, and the really worst, of bazima.
Chicken Pot Pie
March 05, 2008
My Report on Rats
February 07, 2008
A Note to White People Who Don't Have Any Black Friends But Are Huge Fans of The Wire
February 01, 2008
The Hypothetical Game
November 08, 2007
Are You Ready For Me... Ralph?
September 17, 2007
Harlequin is Magic
August 21, 2007
The Hero Inside Me
May 17, 2007
What I Will Say When Anyone Asks, "What Do You Do?"
April 30, 2007
7 Minutes in Heaven with Bazima and MIKE ALBO, Seer of the Feel
April 16, 2007
Earl Got Your Tongue? Oprah Got Your Tongue?
March 09, 2007
OPRAH SAYS
March 05, 2007
If the diaphragm doesn't fit you must acquit!
October 22, 2006
Edge Of Seventeen (or, "The Tent Story")
August 09, 2006
7 Minutes in Heaven with Bazima and Sarah "Kyuti" Kelly: Supercute and Better Than You
February 21, 2006
Bazima Media's Turin 2006 Coverage: You're Gonna Miss Your Bus, Girl!
February 16, 2006
Defend The Grove
July 18, 2005
How to lose a girl in zero seconds
July 02, 2005
Far and Away... Way, Way, Way Away
June 20, 2005
Joey Tempest and my infamous, flirtatious ways
April 12, 2005
Beer can dick, for example.
February 16, 2005
And keep it company
February 09, 2005
Scrounging For Globes
January 18, 2005
7 Minutes in Heaven with Bazima and Sarah Brown: Writer/Funny Lady/Party Girl for the Smart Set
December 06, 2004
Bazima Media's Better Late Than Never Haute and Horny Halloween 2004 Coverage
November 11, 2004
Bazima Media's Election 2004/Murder Of All Hope Coverage
November 03, 2004
Crystal, Zapruder, And The Most Important Things In Life
October 25, 2004
Fred Armisen and me
September 17, 2004
Modern Romance
August 25, 2004
I think it's an acronym for Cock Vagina Rectum
August 11, 2004
Total Scorpio-Virgo Relationship
August 09, 2004
This is about what I'm doing on my summer vacation and it's called "Panties"
July 12, 2004
But Who's Counting?
June 01, 2004
Body Parts
May 04, 2004
Subway Story
March 04, 2004
And It Will Be Called 'High School Pussy'
February 23, 2004
Number 19
February 12, 2004
A Little More Fat Please
February 04, 2004
Cold Never Stopped Us
January 15, 2004
Green Eggs And Man
January 06, 2004
Break-Update
December 23, 2003
Note to self
December 17, 2003
Quietly
November 11, 2003
Take Two And Call Me In The Morning
October 28, 2003
The Shower Scene
September 29, 2003
Plug It In, Plug It In
September 11, 2003
No sleep 'til Brooklyn
September 07, 2003
Snatch
July 13, 2003
Fade To Black: Soap Porn
July 01, 2003
Dude, Where's Your Karma
June 10, 2003
Wherever I May Roam
June 09, 2003
Did I Not Ask For The Merlot?!?
May 23, 2003
Burning Up for Your Love: A Letter to Mayor Bloomberg, Bar Owners and Their Smoking Drunks
April 15, 2003
He Shoots, She Scores
April 08, 2003
Brother From Another Mother
March 24, 2003
Playing On My Last Fucking Nerve
January 23, 2003
Take Back The Night!
January 10, 2003
Run-In
October 22, 2002
Dear Bazima: One Night in Bangkok
September 11, 2002
Dysfunction Junction (Or How I Used to be Vietnamese)
April 22, 2002
All Our Wounds Forgiven
January 20, 2002
Slap Me With Your Subpeona
January 04, 2002
You know it's Monday when...
December 14, 2001
This is so in the movie
November 13, 2001
First Days Are For Meanies
June 28, 2001
© 2001-2008 Blaise K except where noted. Most names have been changed to protect the guilty.