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"I am currently in a small hotel room full of large drunken men, doing a 'beer tasting.' Words are being slurred, they're cheering for the only Asian jockey at the Kentucky derby, and someone, for no particular reason, just yelled 'TITTIES.'

And we just got here."

—from my friend Louie (he's got a book!) to his friend Caitlin.

Also. Here is the best email I've ever received, just sent last week, which actually was for me:

"I told him about you and I seriously think he got a boner."

Awesome.