Looking Pretty Smart in Your Chicken Skin Suit
Last week felt like the longest week of my life. Things finally got better yesterday after brunch and a few Songbirds (2 parts vodka, 1 part Pimm's, 1 part Pom, 10 parts love and happiness) then, on the subway this morning, when The Clash's "Rudie Can't Fail" came on my iPod at random I nearly started weeping. I have mental problems.
Did you watch Rock of Love last night? Here's a question I have: who was the fat dude with glasses who was given the title "Amber's friend"? I thought all of the dudes were supposed to be the girls' exes. So was that guy a friend or an ex? If he was a friend, where was her ex? Does she have an ex? Because there's something sort of overdriven and asexual-cheerleader about Amber, and so I wouldn't be surprised if she's never actually had a relationship. If this dude was an ex and not just a friend, what the hell? He looked like Michael Moore in a hawaiian shirt. Just some things to think about in your free time.
