Friend of Dionne
I want you to know that I had a dream two nights ago that Nelson Mandela died. This is sad. I don't want this to happen, but, you know, he's old. I am just putting it out there for two reasons: 1)It was vivid and weird so I need to purge it, and; 2) In case he actually does pass on in the next couple of months, here you have hard core evidence that I am pretty much a psychic. Also: be prepared.
Related: Remember in the long, drawn out, dying days of The Cosby Show when the older sister Saundra (hated her) had twins and she named them Nelson and Winnie? I always thought that was stupid. And annoying! Nelson and Winnie Mandela were lovers—marrieds—not siblings! Incest!
