And What You Are Is Beautiful
I'm kind of obsessed with this website Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle. It's all about everything Obama has done for me! I keep checking it to see what else he's done for me lately. Here are some things that haven't been added to Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle yet because they just happened in the last ten minutes! Yay!
Barack Obama...
bought me tampons
snaked my bath tub drain
made me some matzoh ball soup
joined my mailing list
gave me a great referral
held the door open for me
got that knot out of my hair
operated on my bunion
poured some sugar on me
told me "no, you are the man"
came to my Cringe reading
proofread my short story
sorted my recyclables
offered me a backstage pass
accepted my rose
didn't spoil the ending
sang to me
asked me if i would like a tissue
picked up my cat from the vet
held my hair while i puked
watched Oprah with me
produced my record
offered me a ricola
What has he done for you?
