Facebook Is Not A Plan*
Jennie: Uhm. Dude. There's an "Achieve Your Goals" app.
Me: There should be an "Oprah Winfrey Presents Hope Is Not A Plan" app.
Jennie: asdfghjkl;'
Me: If I were an app maker I would TOTALLY make an "Oprah Says" app. New picture of her every day with an inspirational quote. And then I'd wake up to find a horse's head in my bed, probs.
Jennie: ONE FREE HEAD FOR EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE
* Totally addicted.
