Bazimaism #13
Similarly, never trust anyone named Joy. A woman named Joy is never a joyful person. In fact, women named Joy are usually miserable. When I was in seventh grade there was a girl in my class named Joy. She used to beat everyone up after school. If you have a child, and it's a girl, do not name her Joy. Joyce is a bad idea, too. Women who were named Joyce by their parents are even more miserable than women with the name Joy. Women named Joyce wear pants suits and too much blush. They call blush "rouge." They often have a secret addiction to scotch and soda, and also to black beauties, uppers, downers, and sometimes PCP or angel dust. Joyce doesn't wear a wig, but everyone thinks she does.
