Kid
In the latest issue of Time Out New York, the editors collect real New Yorkers who seem most like The Simpsons characters. The results are stupid, except for 13-year-old Ramin "Bart Simpson" Abrams.
"My friends say I'm like Bart, but I don't have huge eyes and yellow skin. I'm known to get in a little trouble [in school]. Once, we were talking about women's rights and I said to my teacher, 'Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.' I got detention. Also, my teacher got mad when I said, 'What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs!' I've got more, wanna hear 'em? What happened when Cinderella got to the ball. She gagged."
Little in-the-flesh Bart also says he loves to moon people because "they react very badly."
I. love. this. kid. I would totally babysit.
