Because Some People Like To Make Their Jizz In Florida
Someone reminded me that it's a good time for my regular text message, um, column. Bazima.com: Bringing you quality texting since 2004.
Come home tomorrow! Eddie Money is short! Doug has a new BF?
Well, if you feel like coming by and bringing the tire bar please do.
Patty Smyth just said "peeps."
Did you guys make your jizz in Florida?
Today on LHOTP: A nasty banker accuses Laura of befriending him just to get a loan for Charles.
Your voicemail told me I reached the maximum time limit to leave you a message. YES!!!!
So whatever happened to you?
A tranny child just complimented my look!
He nailed me.
They made a bold table move.
NOW what are you doing?
Laura's rabid raccoon bites her. Mary keeps it a secret.
Alexandra just said that Jammy reminded her of Lujack!
Fugly Betsy.
What else could one possibly say about Jim? He was a good man.
Just so you know things are really heating up.
I just wanna hang wichoo.
I hope you're getting ready for the greatest night of our lives. I'm just over here doing some push-ups to prepare.
Jellybean is a natural antidepressant!
"Roadhouse" on Spike channel. God Bless Sam Elliott.
Don't be jealous but I just met Eddie Money.
I am of the 4th dimension.
Things are taking a most incredible turn.
I'm coming straight from the liquor store!
Must avoid all the mommies' groups.
Moby ate all the tato chips.
We're both at outdoor bars! What are the odds?!
Girl. Just got out of shower. Turn off Jammy and let's get coffee and grub!
OK, Tim and Eric just BLEW MY EVER-LOVING MIND SPACE.
HAPPY GRADUATION!!! U EDUMACATED!!!
Lotsa making out. And stuff.
I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now because I have to call 911.
