How To Be A Good Boyfriend (According To Someone Who Swears He's A Good Boyfriend)
Me: You're probably a really bad boyfriend.
Spinks: No, I'm actually a very good boyfriend.
Kyuti: You're a good boyfriend?
Spinks: I'm totally a good boyfriend--
Aurelius: I'm a terrible boyfriend.
Me: Why are you a terrible boyfriend?
Aurelius: I'm difficult.
Me: That doesn't mean you're a terrible boyfriend.
Aurelius: Yeah. It does.
Spinks: All you have to do is say, "Just get back in the car" a lot.
