Jesus is good.

God bless you.

Oprah journal?

He called it the jungle booty.

I'm sorry that stupid is hilarious and that I wish I was wearing Depends.

I am currently sleeping under my desk.

Ready for champsies and ghosts?

Leaning toward: Drinking self to sleep with laptop.

I just found Free 2 B U and Me CD on the street.

The point is doint.

Sweet Melissa's gave me a freebie so I went and bought Unfaithful with Diane Lane on VHS and Half Nelson. $17. -Mrs. Ryan Gosling

I was on the phone, but if I hadn't been I probably would've pretended to be.

Suddenly drinking wine.

Upped the dosage.

Hot scruffy guys abound-swear to god.

I am making a documentary right now.

Stranger danger!

Oprah says forgiveness means moving on.

We are celebrating the 60th birthday of STEVIE NICKS!

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