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Dear May First,

Please bring me some money, some love, the summery sound of a screen door opening and closing, a sign and some answers from my missing friend Justin French, the entire Buffy the Vampire Slayer series on DVD, and the ghost of Jeff Buckley.

Thanks!

Yours,
Blaise

P.S. In addition and on behalf of my entire family I would like to ask for the Fountain of Youth or access to those alien cocoons that made Jessica Tandy randy and Hume Cronyn pop and lock.

P.P.S. Maybe not all the members of my family. I'll let you know which ones in a separate list.