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Welcome to the working week, sheeple. I do believe that what happens later this evening, which will include me, alone, with some Irish Rye Whiskey, and possibly a prom dress, will make me feel the happiest I've felt on a Monday night in quite some time.

Tonight, 8:25p.m., Elvis Costello and The Imposters, live webcast concert, thanks to my man David Letterman. It is the 30th anniversary of Costello's debut album, "My Aim Is True", a very important moment in music history history of ALL TIME.

Oh, Elvis. How I love thee. Rest assured, I will be counting the ways later tonight in my Oprah Gratitude Journal™.

If you want to come over and watch with me, you're more than welcome. Just make sure that you get here well before eight o'clock, and that you keep your pie hole shut during the performance. You can ask any questions you want afterwards. But I'll only answer the ones that are about 70s hairstyles.

Also, BYOB.