If You Ever Need Tips and Talking Points for Dinner Conversation These Are Free
Quotes from last Saturday's dinner party:
"That's when I set the house on fire and locked my sister in her room."
"I've just gone deaf. Coincidence or fate?"
"Jesus Christ Omingo!"
"I need to tell you about my life from birth all the way to today so that you can appreciate what it is that I am stressing."
"First swallow your saliva."
Quotes from last Sunday's dinner party:
"That Britt Ekland can act!"
"How am I gonna masturbate?"
"What did you like about her? Her regularity?"
"I don't want to be racist when I eat this watermelon."
"A pig will eat anything. A pig will eat your ass if you fall asleep."
