Very Busy Walking: Text Messages (Winter/Spring 2007 Edition)
Also it's warm out and there are couples everywhere. I hate everyone.Just found piece of paper on the street that says "This is your life."
Remember when I stole pierogies and the new issue of O magazine from Key Foods?
Wolf it.Read your napkin.
Tried 2 ignore. Failed. Told him I was very busy walking. He apologized 4 interrupting. I left.
I want to kiss you so bad right now, Dinky.
I took a drunken shower and then played piano in my bathrobe till I fell asleep on the keys.
You can't die yet cause we have to go see Blades of Glory.
U should tell yr mum u don't feel good in yr heart.
Currently playing at the senior center: Theme from The Godfather off a compilation called Gangster Hits 2.
Joey Scarbury.
Gummy packet.
Multimedia.
He no understand?
Wot why angry?
Omg. Holly Hunter. For a while.
Mom's in town. Lots of nervous humming.
What a time!
Sweep the leg.
You say you "hooked up" or "broke up"???
The people! They're watching, always watching!
Ok so how bout Cate Blanchett whore tomorrow?
I want to touch you in the place where your lips meet.
We gave u shout out when Greg sang "You Got Lucky."
They tried to bribe me with homemade salami.
I know you're jealous that I'm having a salami party right now.
Lasagna disagrees with my bowels.
Boomerang on one channel, Candyman 3 on another. WHAT TO DO.
I love blugh.
Too tired to call so just this lousy text message.
Happy birthday, bitches.
Buying peroxide & leather & tea (voice) tomorrow! & vamp teeth!!!
Can you read this?
I want to siiiing!!!!!
I wish you still had cable karaoke.
Lemme call u in 15. Hair crisis.
In bed oops, what we do?
I WILL WIN AN OSCAR.
I AM HEALTHY AND PROSPEROUS AND I HAVE HAPPY DAY EVERY JOYOUS LIFETIME.
Oprah says wot wot in the butt.
Oprah's filthy rich.
But I'M HAPPY AND GRATEFUL FOR HER.
Oprah says energy flows where attention goes.
Christopher Atkins is terrific at French.
I wish this was on film.
Lady u could never be a nag.
SALAMI PARTY!!!
Liza doing Queen, standing next to Nuno.
He's angry with me again. Sent me an 8 paragraph email.
Hiding.
