Dear Internets— Please tell me someone out there has easily accessible footage of "Jennifer Slept Here." Tell me it's true. I am putting it out there in the universe. Bring it to me. Don't ask questions. Just bring it to me. —Gratefully Yours in Advance, Blaise

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