Her: Your face looks gaunt. You need to gain some weight.

Me: Really?

Her: Yeah. Remember when you came back from that first trip to Hudson over the summer? You looked so healthy. Your skin was glowing.

Me: Yeah.

Her: I don't know what kind of diet you were on—

Me: I think that was the cock diet.

Her: My nipples just went hard.

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