And it came from my hood. So, that's, like, one good thing about where I live. Take back the night!

"The fact that one half of my DNA doesn't come from you does not make me a second class citizen. "
—Fed up, not-with-child Park Sloper on Brownstoner.com via Gawker

And how about there's a website called Brownstoner. Gross.

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