Me: I slept with a 26yo last night. 26 is YOUNG.

Her: Hell YEAH! Was his pussy tight?

Me: Hashjgljkhdklhdjkleh'fjkl;jfkl;jfkl;j!

Her: That means yes.

previously:
One day we all might need the aid of a walker and with any luck mine will have lightning bolts and racing stripes painted on it.

next:
Do Tell