Shakespeare
Apparently, Kyuti and I give off a lesbyterian vibe. As she and I walked back from O'Connor's tonight -- where, for the record, we'd been discussing Job and Boy Goals 2006-07 while anxiously peeling the label off of our $3 buddies -- a chariot full of Jamaican princes pulled up, and the driver called out the window to us, "Big dicky better than licky-licky!" Unfortunately, they drove away before we could propose marriage.
