Evidently, when I say to Sarah K., "Should we go have one drink?" it sometimes means two drinks, a shot, a beer, another shot, and then also playing beer pong with boys ten years my junior.

Somebody really should ground me. I've tried grounding myself several times, but I keep getting out.

previously:
If the diaphragm doesn't fit you must acquit!

next:
I should send Nikola a gift basket for this shot