From an email exchange (with apologies to Jon-Benet)
Me: This is so wrong. I'm in an internet cafe on my laptop and I am sitting next to the hottest 12-year-old boy I've ever seen. Okay, maybe he's 13. And he's talking to someone who appears to be his brother about recording music. "It's so fun," he says. He is wearing second-hand cords (blue) and a plain white t-shirt and his hair hangs down over his left eye. ...Remember when I became a child molester?
Zenus: See you in Thailand, Mr. Kearsley! (glasses clink)
