If you want, tonight at Bowery Poetry Club come hear me tell a story about an adolescent threesome in a tent in a public park in the summer of 1989.

It is not poetry. It could be hilarious depending on how much you drink during the show.

It is also not free and drinks are not on the house but I might wear a skirt and, since there is an elevated stage, if you sit in the front row you'll probably see some bush. In addition, because I might be terminally ill, this could potentially be my last peformance. Get it while it's still moderately hot.

The WYSIWYG Talent Show Presents Summer Lovin' on July 24, 2006 at 8p.m. at Bowery Poetry Club (308 Bowery between Bleecker and Houston). Doors open at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $7 at the door. For more information visit www.wysiwygtalentshow.org, www.bowerypoetry.com or call (212) 614-0505.

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