How deep is the shallow end?
Latest collection of text messages, sent and received. Because I know you been waitin' for it. (Call me later.)
No offense, but I can't picture you running.Bring a hammer!
5:42am.
Let's go Gorilla. Fuck fatty.
Date Update #1--Goin on a date.
I stole the TV!
Fuck off. Meet me @ blue ribbon in ten mins. I'll buy you a fish.
Movie & dinner?
I like thinking back on it. Been doing so for fifty miles.
How deep is the shallow end?
Got any rafts?
Muff?
I bring da booze!
Where are you?
I come from therapy 4 best date ever!
p u s s y
Having total xanadu morning.
Hey swete. Cn u bring yr gun 2nite? Thx.
Total Braveheart "FREEDOM!"
i have come to like you a little i think
Want to go run in puddles after work?
I dont even kno what that mns but okay!
Remember when i brought a kiddie pool 2 the cafe and i was the only one i let sit in it?
Hafta bring the effin chihuahua
$400 worth of food n alcohol
We should have a relay race.
An i jus stepped in dog poo...
Times Square has arrived.
Evry time darcy curses we drink
9am. I'm still drunk.
7am. Just got home. Major psychic experience at Roy's party.
Feed ME Feed ME
Drunk dialing. Sorry.
Omg i'm awake pre-noon!
Ratt behind the music
Grand can realness
Yucky. He like me. Me no like him.
U know jack wagner's on bold n beautiful?
U WHORE!! (me jealous)
Now eating magic shell and making swedish buns!
Just woke up... Was it a dream?
Y i send myself txt msg that say MILLER?
Heading 4 the bed area.
Total cucumbers + melons on the brain
Date update: they touched beards + pinuses
He changed his name to michael james + does cabaret in SF
I want u 2 know that was the most intense experience i've had in a very long time.
Ok... but all the girls r in pretty dresses.
I'll give you a shallow end.
