Do it with a kazoo!
If I wasn't going to be in the middle of the woods for 10 days starting next week (I am!), sipping a Shannon Special (my friend Shannon shakes the best cocktails) and acting out scenes from "Lost" (I found a hatch!), I would totally be here (in the front row, rich, ripe, wearing pasties, keeping one eye out for Bradford and trying to make out with Rufus).
