Twisting my knobs
1. The lovely Sarah Brown addresses the issue of web surfers hitting her site via searching for the phrase "poems for ex-boyfriends." Evidently, the most popular seach engine query that leads inquiring minds to bazima.com is "high school pussy." Need I address this?
2. My apologies if you've sent me an email in the last couple of weeks and I haven't responded. My apologies if you sent me an email in the last few months and I haven't responded. I get overwhelmed by my inbox sometimes. I read everything but I just don't respond right away. This doesn't mean, by any means, that you should refrain from sending me things. I'm here for you to love me. I'm just saying.
3. Which reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time I got an email from Vincent Gallo? It said "You would break my heart. Love, Gallo."
4. Last 2 celebrity sightings on the streets of New York:
Jonny Lee Miller
"Keith" from Six Feet Under
one of the retards from The Ringer
5. Celebrities people have said I resemble:
Jennifer Beals
Lisa Bonet
Shannon Sossaman
Parker Posey
Halle Berry
Prince
Annie Lennox [Ed.-- ??????]
A notorious bully from Hollywood High named Kevin Hernandez, circa 1981 [If you saw a picture of me from 4th grade, this would make total sense to you.]
6. Yesterday I turned 33 AND A HALF.
