Um, you might not know this about me? But I used to be a figure skater and I am not even shitting you right now. It's way too cringeworthy. So if you need me after Turin I'll be on the ice at Chelsea Piers doing Ketel One shots and death spirals with Johnny Weir. Our critics can eat it.

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