I heard he tricked her.
Here's another installment of my 'To Bazima'/'From Bazima' Cell Phone Text Message series, wherein I let various text messages crowding my ghetto Nokia inbox out of the assbag. I saved the best one for last.
It's a new lunar year. Year of the Dog, no less. Happy Monday. I mean it.
O mylanta
Ummm now wot u need is some Commodores!
1st class 2nite @nyu: movies 101
You are lovely and beautiful
I keep calling you bitch but nothing happens!
red hook whoring
He's a liar.
Make out with him for me!
Trap door
wha happen?
baby, thank you for a lovely evening
HI GORGEOUS LOVER!!! HAPPY JEWMAS!!!!!!!!
whaT?
Jetblue GIRRRL! HOLLA!!!
baby come home!
tennis! i mean, skating!
"THE MUPPETTTS!"
Baby, we get along so nicely IN THE SAME HOME.
Baby, i live with u.
fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofo
Baby, i cant wait 2 touch u
364 days, 11hrs, 52 mins
Yes! $$$$!!!!...& creative fullfillment!
U r very welcome, sweet baby
Baby! Put the chips down!
Tuff turf
Louie!
I luv u&
))<>((
baby
That's illegal!
John turturro & son on ppw
color me stoked!!!! the randall needs you.
mecushle!
Where are you hussmaster?
And meat!
Exactly
hi kitten!
Panama! pana-maw-haw!
Baby?
i aint nebber gonna git there!
Overheard: throw away your wardrobe!
Ok, miss jackson
baby u just did
i on hiatus but i perform 4 u anytime
baby! i am coming home!
Noon30
Baby! i swear i was just thinking about that!
Woman, i would totally come down there but i'm in my panties w/a mud mask on.
"Let's make it last, let's find a way...!"
Morning, baby!
Baby, i love u & i miss u terribly & i wanta cuzzle u...
Girl, im folding
!!!!!!!!!!!!
do u care?
Just attacked by a bird
i want 2 b w u
Overheard: 'that stinkin bitch eats ass for a paycheck!'
[Previous installments:
Pressing Buttons, Talking Dirty
And It Will Be Called 'High School Pussy']
