Here's another installment of my 'To Bazima'/'From Bazima' Cell Phone Text Message series, wherein I let various text messages crowding my ghetto Nokia inbox out of the assbag. I saved the best one for last.

It's a new lunar year. Year of the Dog, no less. Happy Monday. I mean it.


O mylanta

Ummm now wot u need is some Commodores!

1st class 2nite @nyu: movies 101

You are lovely and beautiful

I keep calling you bitch but nothing happens!

red hook whoring

He's a liar.

Make out with him for me!

Trap door

wha happen?

baby, thank you for a lovely evening

HI GORGEOUS LOVER!!! HAPPY JEWMAS!!!!!!!!

whaT?

Jetblue GIRRRL! HOLLA!!!

baby come home!

tennis! i mean, skating!

"THE MUPPETTTS!"

Baby, we get along so nicely IN THE SAME HOME.

Baby, i live with u.

fofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofo

Baby, i cant wait 2 touch u

364 days, 11hrs, 52 mins

Yes! $$$$!!!!...& creative fullfillment!

U r very welcome, sweet baby

Baby! Put the chips down!

Tuff turf

Louie!

I luv u&

))<>((

baby

That's illegal!

John turturro & son on ppw

color me stoked!!!! the randall needs you.

mecushle!

Where are you hussmaster?

And meat!

Exactly

hi kitten!

Panama! pana-maw-haw!

Baby?

i aint nebber gonna git there!

Overheard: throw away your wardrobe!

Ok, miss jackson

baby u just did

i on hiatus but i perform 4 u anytime

baby! i am coming home!

Noon30

Baby! i swear i was just thinking about that!

Woman, i would totally come down there but i'm in my panties w/a mud mask on.

"Let's make it last, let's find a way...!"

Morning, baby!

Baby, i love u & i miss u terribly & i wanta cuzzle u...

Girl, im folding

!!!!!!!!!!!!

do u care?

Just attacked by a bird

i want 2 b w u

Overheard: 'that stinkin bitch eats ass for a paycheck!'


[Previous installments:
Pressing Buttons, Talking Dirty
And It Will Be Called 'High School Pussy']

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I am an artist, you fool!