I am an artist, you fool!
1. Recent telephone conversations:
Me: I feel fat
D: I feel fat too
Me: Maybe we should join a gym
D: I'd so rather be fat
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B: If we take our friendship to another level of intimacy--
Me: --Um, you want to get back together with your ex, remember?
B: Blaise, help me forget!
2. Snippets from recent emails:
Gee, this is so much fun! Why didn't I get dumped sooner?
Who's Dan? My name's Barry.
We have reservations at Dairy Queen at 6.
Yay! We are gay at the theater together!
To begin our meditation on romance, let's consider psychologist Carl Jung's words: 'People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul.'
I am an artist you fool.
Chirl, it's good to have you on our side.
