CS: Okay, I have like two HUGE THINGS TO EDIT and I'm CRAZY for the next 22 hours.

ME: I have two huge things for you to edit, too.

CS: Ahsdfjlkasdflj;k. I hope they're your titties. Is your book proposal done yet?

ME: My book what? I dunno but I'm wearing my gem sweater so you know what IT DOEZ-INT MATT-ER!

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