Here's tonight's official commentary during Johnny Weir's ill-fated figure skating performance. (It was because of the bus and the stupid sausage suit!)

GORGEOUS!

Great flexibility on this spin

You can hear a PIN drop in this place

He's always skated as if he's in his own dream world; a very COMFORTABLE place for him to be in

Without a quad he can't afford mistakes

Barely hangs on to it...CAN'T COMPLETE THE COMBINATION!

Seems to be a little slower than I'm used to. He's without the FIRE and the PASSION!

He's tired. He LOOKS TIRED.

Well, this... will... be... interesting.

He unfortunately tonight suffered from O-LYMPIC-ITIS.

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