Just Because We're a Celebrity Couple Doesn't Mean That When We Get Stoned Like We Just Did Ten Minutes Ago, We're Not Just Like You!
We're in the boudoir area. Stoned. He's packing for a buisness trip he's taking tomorrow morning. I'm lying on the bed with my laptop looking at Flickr porn.
Him [HOLDING UP A VINTAGE MOTLEY CRUE T-SHIRT THAT HE'S WORN OUT OF THE HOUSE MAYBE TWICE IN A YEAR]: Aw, remember this Motley Crue T-shirt, baby?
Me: Aw, I picked out that Motley Crue T-shirt for my baby and my baby never wears it.
Him: Yes, I do. I always wear it out. And even though it's winter I'm still going to wear it because I can put the other one underneath it and wear it on top.
Me: Mm-hmm.
Him: I wear it out all the time.
Me: No you don't.
Him [SINGING IN A WHISPERY VOICE]: Come on feel the noise... girls, da dada daaa...
Me: That's not even Motley Crue.
Him: Whatever.
