Pressing Buttons Talking Dirty
Before the get-rich-quick-scheming hacks break into the highly coveted info in my $30 Nokia cell phone, I thought I'd post the latest archived text messages. (Remember when I did this the last time? It was a huge hit with all the kids.) Enjoy. Disseminate. Touch yourself.
Bartender just told me my med-well filet will b 'bright pink thru the center.'
Um, just read about a ghost hunt at a local penitentiary. $50-includes pizza & a movie.
She wishes.
jiei k BUTTERFLY
Omg, this is the best playlist ever: no more lies? Hello, your nose is growing, pinocchio.
Sqeukeieuiewdye
Square biz!!
Nutcracker asscracker moonraker goldfinger.
Just walking kitty, be over forthwith.
It's cooling!
Where you at? Ishtar?
Can I bring u anything?
Also, i keep thinking about yr new dance.
I stole the TV!
I can't even call you! I'm at the Hellmouth!
I'm gunta f myself
Heading 4 the red-eye, girl. No sleep til Brooklyn.
I an dead
ONJ roller skating realness
Come over if u want, PRETTY EYES
I want yr asscake.
Molly Shannon getting in a cab 5 ft in front of me just now w shopping bags.
At Staples. Do u want wite gray or ivory?
R U coming back here?
I'll take that as a no.
I'm so horny (0)(0) 8---> (;)
DATELINE KEY FOOD. Pk Slope Dyke trying 2 pick me up in banana section.
Did we ever talk about the fact that there's a town here called WATCHUNG?!?!?!!
L'chaim!
Shut the fuck up!! Will you take your top off with me???!!!
You're TAKING PICTURES!
You like butter on the muffin?
Vaguely.
