Nobody touch Erich's toilet paper!
Things that were said by various fabutards during my two week Fire Island to San Francisco vacation:
Anyway, back to Hee-Haw on acid.
What kind of epiphany is that?
Should I feature bikini today?
These roads are so curvy! They should make them more straight!
Hasidic means VERY ORTHODOX.
I hate teddy bears and I hate when boys give me teddy bears.
I was fired from Abercrombie & Fitch for over-fluffing.
I've never had a beer duringa wedding ceremony.
I'm going to the meatrack for some re-con.
Are your tits out yet?
Samantha, you know I only date black guys!
I have to coordinate the antibiotics with my drinking schedule.
We have some crackoons in the house.
Nobody touch Erich's toilet paper!
