Dr. R: I'm going to give you some topical numbing stuff [not the actual professional term]. We have different flavors...

Bazima: OK...

Dr. R: We have mint, cherry, piña colada, bubble gum, strawberry--

Bazima: --Does the piña colada have alcohol in it?

Dr. R: Um, no.

Bazima: Then I'll take mint.

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