And It Will Be Called 'High School Pussy'
I'd like to share with you some random text messages that have been saved in my cell phone. Some received, others sent. By the time you get to the bottom of the list, you'll know me so much better! Welcome to the jungle.
I luv this crowd!
See you in the cafe part, stunner!
Celebrity Victims Units
"snowing"
This woman is reading a poem about fairies! And not the gay kind!
Courage is fear that has said its prayers
Only dinner
You are SO much nicer than I thought!
Where's the theatre, cuntface?
You are my home
omg, how long have you been doing that boy????
SHUT UP COME OVER RIGHT NOW FOR WAFFLES!!!!
So Excited I Peed A Little
Where's Whitey?
Hajhdkjshdk;jsdkfj;lfj You're the only person IN THE WORLD who made me laugh today.
Xmas lights-Check! 24 pack of condoms-Check!
That means I like you
I Know Something About Luv
Call me when you're done with therapy.
Nooo. Musicals are for Tuesday nights.
So coy. I'll put that on my "pro" list.
We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time
Member when you were prom dress wrestling?
Paris Hilton being investigated for stealing her own porno from video store in West Hollywood
Did you get me a pair of stripper shoes?
I luv my hat
Santa = Jose
Also I got strip searched! Kbye!
Kenny Rogers is sitting next to me.
I'm going to Pittsburgh?
Wigs!
That reply killed me almost as much as your post-homeshow breakdown
I'm really confused because of the hurricane
2 GAY DENTISTS! ...OPEN WIDE!!!
Okay, O.J. Screw you guys AND your Fire Island!
I am so popular right now!
There's a girl next to me reading a book about general surgery. With pictures. I'm puking.
It was the name for my career as a sex worker.
Sorry I kept you up with the spanking, then 1/2 drunk babbling.
Come home. Bring broom. Come home. Bring broom. Come home. Bring broom.
