Him: Now when I think about making out with you? I think it would be weird. It'd be like making out with a family member.

Me: Really? You never feel like maybe you want to make out with me?

Him: Nah. The days of us doing that are over.

Me: Well, that's true. But I'd like it if you at least had the urge to make out with me sometimes but you like, had to fight against it.

Him: Nah. That's no good. But I do want to hang out with you all the time. So that's good.

Me: Yeah.

Him: Yeah.

Me: ...I think I'd like it better if you wanted to make out with me.

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