Pleasure Doing Business
I turned 30 1/2 on Sunday and I found five gray hairs where before there were only two. That was a mere month ago. Four out of the five grays are less than half the length than the rest of my hair. Probably because they're dry and brittle. Probably because they're OLD.
I won't be seeing the Rock Boy again. At least not in a dately way. I was uncertain about the whole sitch before I went on vacation and while I was there trying to destress, I thought, why get into something that I know isn't right? (Which, of course, is usually my way.) His shyness brought out my shyness to such a degree that I didn't feel entirely comfortable when I was with him. There's nothing wrong with him. The chemistry was just off. I wish it was different because he's cute and his band rocks out with their cocks out. Not literally, but you know, that'd be hot too.
So, I made it past the second date. Just not a whole lot further. In any event, it's a good thing. No sense in prolonging that which should not be prolonged. If I'm vague about what I want I do know this. I need make-me-want-to-jump-across-the-dinner-table-and-fuck-you chemistry. That and a bed-wetting sense of funny.
Meanwhile, I've become an Ebay Whore. And I owe it all to The Baker. He started off selling t-shirts and wanted my homemade tee making so-called expertise. So we've had a couple of Arts & Krafts Nights at his place. With some cocktails. And the dog. In our underwear.
It starts with perfecting the designs and then ironing them on. Then we step in to the makeshift studio for the modeling session. The Baker acts as my fluffer, making sure I have a nipple hard-on. All the better to sell t-shirts with, my dear. We take pictures and then hoist them up for auction with The Baker's Ebay savvy copy ("SUPER HUGGER FITTED BABY DOLL TEE HIGHLIGHTS THOSE SEXY CURVES!!!"). We sit back and admire the work. The bids start pouring in. And then we have some of the sex. Nice gig if you can get it.
I like it when he calls me from the office and says, "Uh, I need you to come in to the studio for a re-shoot."
