Me: Everytime I smoke, I get a stomach ache. What good is that?

Choire: Oh crap, that's HORRIBLE.

Me: Uh huh. When I need them the most, too. Don't know why it's happening.

Choire: called STRESS.

Me: Oh. Yeah.

Choire: Um, didn't we go through this before, like three months ago?

Me: What? Stress?

Choire: Yeah, and your stomach? You need to listen to more Ladytron.

Me: Yeah. I guess so.

Choire: If we were in California we'd say, "you manifest your anxiety and sadness in your stomach".

Me: Yeah.

Choire: Thank GOD we live in New York.

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