And then there were none.
When he's making that inevitable mental list of things to be grateful for (which he's probably doing right at this very moment), it will most likely occur to him to add My Standards™ -- the ones I lowered so that he'd have a better chance of reaching them.
I'm going out holiday shopping. I may steal things. I may pull a Winona Ryder. I may break down in the middle of the store. I may need several different types of painkillers prescribed under false pretenses.
