Me: One time I did an impression of Florida from "Good Times." It was amazing. It was like I channeled her. I haven't been able to do it since.

Him: After about 5 beers, I can do a killer Jimmy "JJ" Walker.

Me: Nipsey Russell said hi to me once.

Him: I have Fred "Re-run" Barry's autograph.

Me: Wanna make out?

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