Talk Of The Town
Ever wonder what celebrity bloggers really instant message each other about?...
Me: I saw Sarah Jessica Parker on the street recently and she looked at me like she knew me.
Him: She probably reads your site.
Him: I think you look like a famous person. Not one in particular, you know? You have a celebrity look about you.
Me: that's what my ex said too. He said people look at me because they think I’m somebody famous. But what's weirder is that famous people think I’m famous. I’m only 5'4" for cripe's sake.
Him: You should just start talking to them, as though they should know who you are.
Me: The first time it happened, though was when I was 13. In Boston.
Him: Who was it?
Me: Robert Urich. Isn’t that random?
Him: Yes, so random.
Me: I’m 13. I’m in Boston. Robert Urich thinks I’m somebody.
Him: That should be your site's tagline: "I’m 13. I’m in Boston. Robert Urich thinks I’m somebody."
Me: Here's another good tagline: Nipsey Russell said hi to me.
Me: And it's true.
Me: Jim Jarmusch smiled at me and I almost peed my pants.
Him: Maybe you don't want to share all of these stories.
