I've Created A Momster
Me: Hello?
Mom: Hi!
Me: Hi?
Mom: Did you do your thingy last night?
Me: What? What thingy?
Mom: Your thingy. You know. You didn't write anything new, did you?
Me: Um, no. Not last night.
Mom: [disapproving] Hm.
Me: Is that why you're calling me?
Mom: Well, yes...
Me: Um....
Mom: Why didn't you write anything last night?
Me: [fumbling to get my winter coat on] Um...Why didn't I write anything...
Mom: You have a responsibility to your fans.
Me: I think you mean fan, singular, don't you?
Mom: Well, fine. You have a responsibility to your one fan. If you're not going to write something everyday, you should let me know so I don't log on and have to log back off.
